Stupid little kids

Now, don’t get me wrong. If a kid is grown up enough to act half intelligent, they’re welcome on my Intarwebs. But it’s the stupid little sluts and tough guys I get sick of.

You can’t even have a conversation on any IM network with some horny young numbskull breaking into your conversation and spamming ‘ASL ASL ASL ASL’ (Age Sex Location, just in case)

Sometimes I have some fun with them. ASL, I ask myself. OK. Hm… ‘42…Female…Africa’ I say back. For some strange reason, nobody ever talks back. Or, I really enjoy myself.

‘ASL?’ Comes the text, with a ping. ‘u first’ I say, wanting to kill myself for using that terrible grammar.

‘14 female nc’ they reply.

Me: no way

Girl: ?

Me: im 15 male nc!

Girl: kewl! (BAH, the dreaded ‘kewl’)

Me: wanna hook up

Girl: ya

Me: ok, but first i need to go take my hiv meds

Girl: hiv?

Me: oh u see, i have hiv, sharin needles i think

Girl: (says nothing)

Me: y, is that a problem

Girl: um no i guess

Me: im so happy tho, i just got a new comp

Girl: y?

Me: cause i lost 30 lbs, down from 520 ya no

Girl: ur fat?

Me: HEY! I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE

Girl: sry

Me: YOU JERK, ILL GET YOU FOR THAT

Girl: srry

Me: I NO WHERE U LIVE, LOCK UR DOORS

Girl: (signs off)

See? The fools of the ‘net can be quite fun to play with.

To wrap things up, whenever possible, humiliate and freak out every dumb little kid you can.

Your very cruel friend,

-Sithus

~ by sithus on February 24, 2008.